1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have enough time to get to your class before
the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.
So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg
And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates
And people started messaging me so I responded
And one person proposed to me
And then she blocked me so I made a status about it
Holy shell I need a life
why does an Egg have better social life than me
I don’t think parents understand that the point of summer is to literally do nothing until you get so bored of doing nothing that you want to go back to school