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THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

thebadwolfthatwaited:

1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have enough time to get to your class before
the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

officialwoz

koschei-the-ginger:

karkat-barakat:

So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg

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And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates

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And people started messaging me so I responded

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And one person proposed to me

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And then she blocked me so I made a status about it

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Holy shell I need a life

why does an Egg have better social life than me

officialwoz
  • BBC: One-off special AND Series 4!!!!
  • Me: HOORAY that's awesome news!! When do we get them???
  • BBC: Oh, they're filming the special in January 2015.
  • Me: Huh. Well. What about Series 4?
  • BBC: Later next year!!!!
  • BBC: Isn't that exciting??
  • BBC: Aren't you stoked?!
  • Me: So basically...
  • BBC: Yes.
  • Me: You're telling me...
  • BBC: Yes.
  • Me: That we'll get a special about mid-2015?
  • BBC: Yes!
  • Me: And Series 4...
  • BBC: About January 2016!!
  • BBC: Isn't that the BEST??!??!!!
  • Me: So still two years after Series 3.
  • BBC: But you get a special!!!
  • Me: ...eighteen months after Series 3.
  • BBC: Yes!!!
  • Me: ...
  • BBC: !!!
  • Me: ...
  • BBC: !!!
  • Me: I came out to have a good time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now